Happy Mudders Day!

Because I was really hoping for breakfast in bed and instead I got a breakfast taco... Because we woke up too late to go to church today and I'm avoiding Mount Laundry... And because my children are currently in our living room arguing over who gets to hold the pink wii remote... I present you with my favorite mothers day link....



and also this little gem...


And last but not least, meet Jennifer, her husband and their new baby Benjamin:

Jennifer had noticed that after giving birth, her memory was suffering. Dr. Oz confirmed that Jennifer was indeed suffering from “Mommy Brain”, a condition where babies suck the life out of their Mother’s by stealing her omega-3 fats. As you can see, Benjamin was quite enthralled with Dr. Oz’s theory. Either that, or all that brain sucking really wore him out.

So here's to all the mother's out there... whether new or old or as busy as Joan River's plastic surgeon, go take a hot bath, relax for a while, then suck it up like the rest of us and go do your laundry!

Why having a toddler is like being at a frat party...

10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room and bathtub.

9. There's always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.

8. It's best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.

7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone's going to start banging on the door.

6. 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.

5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

4. There's definitely going to be a fight.

3. You're not sure whether anything you're doing is right, you just hope it won't get you arrested.

2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.

1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed next to you got there.